Coffee always makes me have to pee and I now, of course, desperately need to pee.
Yes, peeing sounds so wonderful to me right now -- it really does. But, unfortunately, it requires so much effort. The thought of having to move from the couch to the bathroom sounds like too much work.
Hmm...I guess I'll just keep drinking this coffee until I absolutely, positively cannot hold my pee in any longer. Sure I have an abundance of energy now -- thanks to the coffee! -- to easily perform this simple task, but I lack the desire or drive to actually get up and pee. It's kind of strange, I know. So instead of using this abundance of energy to get up and pee, I've decided to use it to type this random blog entry instead.
Obviously blogging about how much I desperately need to pee while chosing not to do so is more important than getting my lazy ass off the couch to actually go pee -- it's good to know that I have my priorities straight.