ALL THINGS MAY
SOME THINGS WILL
ANYONE CAN

but who lord... who?

(or is it whom?)

tick

Does is make me a bad person that I was rooting for The Joker?
Or was I rooting for The Joker because I'm a bad person?
Hard to say.
Oh well, Chaos for Chaos's sake.
Let the people with plans figure it out.

Irony -
Hero dies so the rest of us can live
long enough to become
villains.

now go to bed

Guess what

THE DARK KNIGHT OPENS TODAY.

seeing it tonight.
very excited.

your friend,
tick

I have three items of business. They are as follows:

1.) Anyone can lend a hand. But a friend knows when to leave you alone.

2.) On this show, anything goes. Which means it might get dirty. Someone might cuss. Or heaven forbid, pretend to be naked. (Oh my, look how far we've fallen) So I say to anyone this podcast may have offended or hurt in any way... sorry.

3.) I had a third item, but I'm tired now and I forgot what it was. If you have a problem with that, maybe we should step outside. That way I can smoke while we talk about it. I hate smoking indoors. I also hate smoking out of doors. To be honest I just hate smoking. And yet I smoke. Truly vexing is it not?

Now Playing

Now it's a bit confusing, so here's how it works. We have made eleven episodes of The Tick Talk Radio Shop and seven of them are available for your listening ecstasy. This means there are three shows which are not available. (Simple deductive reasoning). They are: shows One, Two and Three. Episode Two was a recording mishap if I remember right. And as for why One and Three are not available, that I couldn't say. (Linda do you know why that is?) I bet she does. And I bet Linda's fixing the problem even as I write this. Except that Linda is at work... Which brings us to shows four through eleven. They are numbered and listed in this order: 1: Show 11 ... 2: Show 10 ... 3: Show 9 ... and so on and so forth all the way back to our 4th show which is listed last at number 8. Also, it is impossible to fast forward through our show. This I'm sorry for. And if you can't deal with it, don't listen. But tell your friends to.

Love,
Tick

Real quick - Who dated the most people. Carrie Bradshaw on Sex and the City or Jerry on Seinfeld?