I have three items of business. They are as follows:
1.) Anyone can lend a hand. But a friend knows when to leave you alone.
2.) On this show, anything goes. Which means it might get dirty. Someone might cuss. Or heaven forbid, pretend to be naked. (Oh my, look how far we've fallen) So I say to anyone this podcast may have offended or hurt in any way... sorry.
3.) I had a third item, but I'm tired now and I forgot what it was. If you have a problem with that, maybe we should step outside. That way I can smoke while we talk about it. I hate smoking indoors. I also hate smoking out of doors. To be honest I just hate smoking. And yet I smoke. Truly vexing is it not?
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